You know those super tight dresses women wear on awards shows? MIRANDA LAMBERT was trying one on at a CMA dress fitting when it got stuck around her neck for 30 minutes. To document it, she took photos of her underwear-clad body. Unfortunately, the only way you'll see the pics . . . will be if her career tanks.

Miranda told Country Countdown USA, quote, "I got stuck in a really big designer dress. Like in my fitting, I got stuck-stuck. Like they had to cut it off me." It was stuck because the zipper broke, and she couldn't squeeze her way out. Miranda says, quote, "So they tried to lay me down to take it off, and it got worse. I couldn't see, it was stuck over my head, it was awful, like a 30 minute ordeal. I was like undies, nothing else, I couldn't see, stuff was stuck over my head, it was awesome. I took pictures. They're not appropriate to share with the public, but I did document them for myself. When my career goes down, I may leak some of them."