Kris Kristofferson, Zac Brown Band, Merle Haggard,
The Eagles, Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Brad Paisley,
John Mayer, Willie Nelson, Vince Gill, AC/DC,
Jeffery Steele, B.B. King, Eric Clapton, Def Leppard,
ZZ Topp, Bob Seger, Johnny Cash, Aerosmith,
BLAKE SHELTON knows the best way to deflect tabloids rumors is to confront them head-on . . . and then mock them. He was in proper form on Friday when he Tweeted, "I just read back to back NEW stories that @MIRANDA LAMBERT and I are having a baby, divorcing, cheating and feuding with @CHER. Must be true!" And then this, quote, "If it costs $40 million to get a divorce then how will we ever afford it? We had that money set aside for health care!" And this, quote, "The stories are never true unless the same thing is in at least three of them. Oh no! So I DID have sex with a goat?"