Here are a set of rules for the Thanksgiving/Christmas Parade Drinking Game. It should make your get together more fun – or at the very least, bearable...

Whenever the float features performers from a Broadway musical or play, take a drink.

Drink when you hear the word "fun".

Take a drink if you have no idea who the “famous” person(s) on the float is. Drink twice if it's someone who appears to be under age 21.

Drink when the announcer is clearly faking enthusiasm for what they're announcing

Take a drink every time someone on television says the word "Wow".

Drink whenever the announcers imply the float is alive. Examples: "I hope this rain doesn't make SpongeBob quadruple in size!", "I bet Snoopy wishes there was a float of a big doggie

bone!"

Whenever you see a turkey, pilgrim, Santa or elf in any form, or hear the words turkey, pilgrim, Santa or elf.

Drink every time a musical performer messes up the lip-syncing.

When Santa comes at the end, drink. Drink twice if you don't celebrate Christmas.

And, remember, friends don't let friends drive drunk. plan on taking a long nap after the parade.